The exact location of this town is a mystery. It is known it is
located in Sweet Swine County, unfortunately it is unknown were this
county is located! Here's what we do know:
Located on the
southern side of Sweet Swine County, New Pork is the largest town in
the county. With
a population of 81, New Pork holds the famous Annual
Running of the Pigs Weekend,
this annual event citizens for throughout Sweet Swine County take
part in a weekend that includes the crowning of Miss New Pork, the
annual reunion of the 60’s group “The Pork Chops” and of course
the Running of the Pigs. Held in the town of New Pork this event
boasts not one injury in their 16 year run, by man nor swine! New
Pork is the home of the infamous interior designer, Dougie Dougan.